The Future Is Now (No, No It's Not): Hose-Free Vacuuming

May 21, 2012


Seen here doing it wrong, a woman demonstrates the hose-free vacuum attachment she invented (IN HER MIND) while somebody films her for an entire minute without saying anything or feeling bad. "She's probably never even heard of Youtube," they justified to themselves while uploading the video.

Hit the jump for the sadness in progress.

Thanks to bb, who doesn't like vacuuming because it makes you all hot and sweaty. Right?! Why can't they invent a vacuum that's also a personal air conditioner? I blame Dyson.

  • Guest

    Would you folks think that wireless vacuuming is possible?

  • Hazakabammer

    I'd say "Yes, entirely possible."

    I just thought this up-

    Nanites disassemble/destroy the crap off the carpet, a computer scans the crap sucked in then sends it via quantum entanglement to be reassembled by a nanite manufacturing unit.

    Or just stop at the disassembly part and be done with it.

  • rebekahshurman

    Awww I feel bad for her but that was hilarious!

  • GirlFromSpace

    Needs more lemon pledge.

  • So the hose came out while she was vacuuming and didn't notice. I don't think that she unplugged the hose and started to float around the store like a magical cleaning fairy.

  • simplyshiny

    This exactly. She just didn't realize it was unplugged. I'm sure she was tired or had a long day...I've done it in my own home...

  • Makes me sad.

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