This is a $55 Princess Leia hoodie available from Hot Topic with attached hair buns. Now I know what you guys are thinking, "But I can't wear that -- I'm a DUDE." No worries bro, I've got you covered. Just paint some big some big-ass eyeballs on the sides of the hairbuns and, BAM -- you're Admiral Ackbar.
See? Exact same fanny-pack and everything!
Thanks to Chief Littlefoot, who wears size 8's but with two inches of tissue paper jammed down in the toes.