Potato Daddy: Mr. Potato Head As Bioshock Big Daddy

May 23, 2012


This is a gallery of Potato Daddy, a Big Daddy version of Mr. Potato Head created by Flickr user Ginger Troll (the worst kind of troll). Personally, I would have called him Spud Daddy, but that's just me and I spend hours thinking about stuff like this. A brief biography of the Mr. Potato Head I've had since I was six:

From GW age 6-15: Mr. Potato Head lived in my toy chest and stored all his extra pieces and some LEGO blocks in his ass.
From GW age 15-24 : Mr. Potato Head lived in the back of my closet and stored all my drugs and drug paraphernalia in his ass.
From GW age 24-Present: Mr. Potato Head lives on my bedside table and stores all my sex toys in his ass plus scattered around his feet because they don't all fit anymore. It...it's a collection.

Hit the jump for shots from all angles.






Thanks to Britannia, who asked me why Mr. Potato Head was vibrating and I just smiled that cool, come hither kinda smile and she knew -- she knew.

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