Pissing Hits: Guitar Urinal Lets You Play Music With Pee

May 30, 2012

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Make it a duet?

This is the Guitar Pee, a custom urinal commissioned by Billboard Music Brasil and installed in their office that allows a user to play a jam with their urine stream by hitting the different strings with varying pressure. Then, when you're done, you can download your very own M-Pee-3 (their words, not mine -- although mine would have been the same). Will your solo make the top downloads on iTunes?! F*** NO -- what are you, delusional? I've heard monkeys play better guitar and I've never heard a monkey play guitar. Regardless, I would love to try it out -- with a little, how should I put it -- extra added flair. You're gonna wail on your penis like it's a whammy bar and soak the bathroom floor, aren't you? Haha! WELCOME TO MY BRAIN.

Hit the jump for a worthwhile video demo including one guy who I was convinced was gonna try to play the thing from like 15-feet away. It's not a free-throw, bro!

Thanks to cocoa, who's pissed(!) they didn't make one for ladies and has taken it upon herself to modify a harp to fit between a toilet seat and the bowl. And to Matt C., who is like the Jimi Hendrix of guitar urinals.

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