Pew Pew Pew!: Triple-Barreled Pistol Makes 3x The Holes

May 9, 2012


This is a triple-barreled pistol that fills your target with three times the holes as a regular pistol. Or, if you're as terrible a shot as I imagine you are, wastes three times the ammo. Tell me before you buy one so I can buy stock in bullet manufacturers.

Details on the mad gunsmith who crafted this bizarre piece are unknown, except that it was made in Spain and appears to be a one-off creation. The fact that it only has a single trigger makes us assume the gun fires all three 6.35mm rounds at the same time, making it easy to get off 18 shots in no time.

First of all, 6.35mm rounds aren't big enough. That's just not nearly enough stopping power if only one bullet makes contact. No, I would go with at LEAST 7.15mm's. "Those aren't even real -- you don't know anything about guns." Ha, I know the only thing I need to: I'm honest enough with myself to know I can't be trusted owning one.

Hit the jump for one more shot.


Thanks to Marion, who has a quad-barreled pistol but with bullet prices the way they are these days only has enough money to fill one or two of them. F***ing bullets and gas, man.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    That's really quite beautiful, if completely pointless...

  • Jacen Specke

    Kind of pointless considering that if it doesn't go down in six shots you probably shouldn't be shooting at it in the first place. Plus there's already a gun that shoots multiple projectiles with one trigger's called a shotgun.

  • Guest

    A gun is really a tiny handheld cannon...*imagines a triple barrel tank* sweeeetttt.

  • Juan Felipe

    Wooooow, thats vincent's peacemaker 

  • Can we get video of this thing firing?

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    SPOILER: It goes "Bang!"  Also, some smoke.

  • One silver for werewolves, one wood for vampires and one lead for assholes. And used as a club  it's heavy enough to f*** up zombies.

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