This is a video compilation from beer lovers Chris Sumers and Adam Young opening a bunch of beer bottles with things not made for opening beer bottles. Things like skateboards, belly buttons, power tools, animal hooves -- you name it. "Penises?" No penises. You catch me when I'm drunk enough though and I'll show you that one myself. Also, I'm not saying a lot of the ways they came up with in the video were overkill, but I AM saying I know for a fact Miller High Life bottles are twist-off.
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