Nobody Eats Just One Piece: Single Slice Pizza Plates

May 2, 2012


But I like my pizza square -- just like from the school cafeteria.

Because the internet has dried up worse than a dog turd on the sidewalk in August, here are Pizza Plates, a $40 set of four single-slice novelty pizza plates. You know, for the person who seriously has EVERYTHING. Literally -- if you don't already have a hotdog juicer and steak spoons these aren't for you. Me? I don't have a dishwasher so I eat everything off paper plates. "But you're killing trees!" Please, you ever talked to a tree before? THEY ALL WANT TO DIE.

Thanks to Cameron, who eats pizza the way it was intended: two slices stacked on top of each other with ranch in the middle. Mmmm, love me a pizza ranch sandwich.

  • Pizza Bolis does this with their boxes, they are kinda pointless when you forget the box is not just a box...

  • Guest

    I would hate to be the one who forgets that the pizza slice is on a plate.

  • Fart_Barfunkle

    A plate for just one slice of pizza? That's like a condom for just one penis. 

  • BeastmanAIDS

    They don't appear to have a lip along the sides which makes them about as useful as a big bag of foreskins.

  • I'll stick with an actual plate that can hold more than one slice. Hey look! I'm already mroe efficient than this shitty triangle they call a PLATE!

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