This is a series of portraits by photographer Tadao Cern dirtily called Blow Job, showing people's faces being brutalized by high winds. God, they're all just so...gummy. I just couldn't do it. I'd be too afraid of my eyeballs getting blown out and then flapping around behind my head like two tetherballs fighting in a tornado. No thank you.
Hit the jump for a good smattering of examples, but be sure to check out Tadao's Facebook page for the project where there's like a hundred.
Thanks to The Cupcake Queen, who rules over her subjects with an icing bag and a magic wand that shoots rainbow sprinkles. OMG -- shoot me in the FACE.