How To: Troll A Little Spider With Pen And Paper

May 30, 2012


Seen here looking suspiciously like the base of a peenor doodle, a man trolls a lil spider by drawing a line wherever he wants to go, causing him to turn around and try another route. I'm not sure if it's the smell of fresh ink or the line itself that freaks the little guy out, but by the end he just says 'SCREW IT ALL!' and marches across all the lines. That's right -- he learned. And now future generations of spiders won't be afraid of lines anymore. *smacking Youtube uploader* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Hit the jump for the killer soundtrack.

Thanks to Terry, who tried to tell me spider bites cause freckles. Wait -- is that true?

  • FIRST!
    [for this year]

  • Closet Nerd

    Loving the trolling

  • Closet Nerd

    because spiders deserve dat troll

  • Closet Nerd

    i hate spiders

  • I know it sounds like BS, but it's actually the color of the ink. Spiders aren't "repelled" by blue, but they're oddly hesitant of it. People used to think that if you painted your walls blue, that spiders wouldn't climb on them. This isn't true; as you can see in the video. Oddly though, if you place spiders on surfaces with multiple colors, they'll avoid the blue sections unless they absolutely have to travel across it. What's even more odd, is that only a few species of spiders even have the visual hardware for perceiving color.

  • Johnny Bigrig

    Spoken like a true member of the church of science, where nothing is questioned until other scientists prove each other wrong.

  • Randy Pfeifer

    I used to do this when I was a kid, it only works on these Red Aphids. it has something to do with the odor of the ink.

  • Broden

    This was funny... thanks GW!

  • GirlFromSpace

    If ya wanna know more about those "red bugs" here's a cool link with an up close photo of the tiny guy (or gal). FOR SCIENCE!!

  • trolling hard on the paint!

  • Closet Nerd

    trolling hard on the spodermens

  • Booyah Boy

    im liking that gangster spider

  • Guest

    That is pretty funny, even if I do adore spiders. It's also fun to chase a mothh on the monitot with the cursor.....haha

  • GirlFromSpace

    I have a small collection of 20 different tarantulas .^_^

  • Closet Nerd

    I have a collection of 20 different dildos

    just sayin

  • n11

    Pretty funny I gotta say.

  • loooooooooooooooool

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