Lookin' Good, Grandpa!: An Imperial Walker Walker

May 15, 2012

imperial-walker-walker.jpg

In "things you'll wish were real when you're 85" news comes this Imperial Walker walker for old people who need a little support getting around. Me? I need a lot of support. So much I have to go to groups for the stuff. Man, I have got PROBLEMS. "No f***ing kidding you do." My therapist says it isn't about who's to blame, but this is clearly all your fault. I'll kill you! *stab stab stab*

Thanks to The Sass Queen, whose bad side you DO NOT want to get on unless you like that fresh 'you just got the shit sassed out of you' feeling.

Guy Builds Appropriately Proportioned Mario Kart IRL

Previous Story

Destruction!: Sixty 1,000-Piece Domino Walls Collapsing

Next Story
  • DarkRyNo

    Thats awesome, and yet your grandparents still walk faster than AT-ATs

  • Guest

    I don't really care if it was Photoshopped or not, this is pretty hilarious. 

  • Oh Jesus! We're not there yet.

    ...Are we?

  • Jadis

    Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Sign me up for one in 50 years. ^_^

  •  And then your grandkids will run all around you with a ball of string ;)

  • Jadis

    LOL

  • I'm going to call shenanigans on this one as it is a (poorly executed) photoshop job.

  • Not only is it a bad photoshop, but it's wildly impractical.  If you're in bad enough shape to need a walker, you're probably going to struggle to use one with that much added bulk.

  • Jadis

    but you'd look AWESOME! (just put some wheels or something on it ^_-)

  • CHKillswitch

    Now you just need the Imperial March playing along to some old dude walking!

blog comments powered by Disqus
Read More: at-at, clever, cute, geriatrics, getting around, i am way more of a sitter than a stander, i hate walking, lookin' good gramps!, nice legs, old people, old people make me sad sometimes (most of the time actually), pimpin' ain't easy, star wars, struttin' that ass, sure why not, walking
Previous Post
Next Post