For Sale: XBox Controllers With 9mm Bullet Buttons

May 10, 2012


Etsy seller DieselLaceDesign (I love the smell of diesel and lace!) is selling these wireless XBox 360 controllers (plus DIY kits) with spent 9mm shells in place of the buttons. Will they make you better at Call of Duty? No. Will they make your friends think you're cooler? Probably, but only because your friends are sheep. Me? I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. No, no I'm not. I'm a man who just changed into a dinosaur costume in the employee bathroom. The WOMEN'S one. It smells so much nicer in there. Plus you don't have to wade through puddles of urine. Admittedly, video game controllers with LIVE bullets for buttons would be kinda cool. That way you risk shooting yourself when you throw the controller after some kiddy teabags you playing Halo. It's like Russian Roulette for sissies with rage issues.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots including a white controller.




Thanks to Terry, who loves guns but doesn't keep anything but Airsoft ones in the house because he's like me and can't trust himself with a real firearm.

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