DISGUSTING: Alleged Naked Zombie Attack In Miami

May 29, 2012


I didn't want to post this because it's f***ing disgusting but I've gotten the tip at least a hundred times now and will probably get it hundred more because people don't understand that there's more to Geekologie than just the front page, but...I digress. A naked man was fatally shot after attacking another man under a bridge in Miami and eating his face off. This is not how I envisioned my morning going.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man's face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing.

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

You know what I find most disturbing about this whole thing? How many people sent me this tip EXCITED that the zombie apocalypse was starting. WTF is wrong with you people? You're all too trigger happy -- that's what. I'm almost afraid to stumble home from the bar drunk now because one of you is gonna shoot me.

Thanks to everyone who sent this. Less thanks to the people who sent me this including a pic of the victim's face with no warning. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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