Congratulations?: Scientists Create The World's Most Human-like Robotic Buttocks

May 11, 2012


The man in the video: he belongs in the slammer.

This is a video of some pervert demonstrating what the scientists at Tokyo University of Electro-Communications are billing the world's most accurate robotic buttocks. Technically they're, "humanoid buttocks that represents emotions with visual and tactual transformation of the muscles", which means they were designed to respond the same way our asses do (i.e. clench up when slapped, relax when massaged with a lubed Sharpie) Why? Your guess is as good as mine. "Sex dolls." That was my guess too. Now jam a stick of dynamite between those cheeks and let's end this thing!

Hit the jump for more robotic ass-slapping and massaging than I felt comfortable watching.

Thanks to ChaosLex and Tracy, who agree there's only one purpose for robotic butts: ass-kicking practice.

  • Good job it's not self-aware...

  • nvd

    Pervert? Just because they are doing something new related to sex? Why is still sex not a norm? They play with everything from an atom to an ass. When Porn movies production is not pervert-ness then why is this research? I bet when such life like dolls will hit the markets, everyone will want to stick their **** inside them. Be realistic and respectful to their inquisitive nature. :)

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  • Dennis Bauer

    Only in Ass(ia)

  • tarotdona

    who the heck wants a robotic butt with emotions.... wait, who wants a robotic butt period?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Oh my, a robutt...

  • LittleBigFace

    yep... i just saw an asian dude rubbing a robotic butt...

  • ahhh.....Japan will rule the world like in Blade runner!!!

  • That's Asstastic!

  • I prefer 'Assthetically pleasing'.

  • But  it's so hilariass!!

  • Juvenal Osegueralopez

    I see these getting made for a different purpose....

  • GW, I think when people ask what exactly is this site about, I think this is the post you should send them to. I've been here daily for about 2 years, and this is the one.

  • Was there an 'Ass-Peak' crisis I wasn't aware of?

    Because if there was, this will surely solve it.

  • Guest

    A robotic butt, what will they think of next?

  • Sure we all laugh at the Japanese and call them perverts and weirdos . . . and they are and they deserve it. But once they start raking all that dough from realistic hooker bots we'll wish we 'd spent more time developing robot asses here in the ol USA. 

  • Robert Van Dyke

    geating ever closer to making the cherry2000

  • ZanshinKyo

    That ass makes sounds no ass should ever be making.

  • Jade

    I wonder how many asses he slapped to make this.

  • Mason Ice

    A better headline would have been, "My mechanical shake brings all the boys to the yard?" 

  • Robert Van Dyke

     junkyard lol

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