Bug Wears Dead Bodies Of Slain Enemies As Armor

May 7, 2012


Wow, two insect posts in one day -- you entomologists must be rocking some serious stick insects in your pants right now. Me? I just ate the rest of my leftovers from Cinco de Mayo and made a stink bug in my shorts. *squeeaaaak -- bloop* Okaaaaaaay, I'm afraid to look but there might be a dung beetle in there too. This is the assassin bug, a Malaysia native that, after it's finished sucking the liquified internals of its victims, attaches their corpses to its back for armor/intimidation. BRUTAL! And people thought I was crazy for wearing my slain enemy's skulls as a +10 defense talisman. "This is a bug, you're human -- you should know better." Whatever, I'm like a level 80 bloodlust deathwarrior. "Wait a minute -- are those skulls plastic?" STAY AWAY -- THEY MIGHT BE CARRYING DISEASE.

Hit the jump for one more shot from the front.


Thanks to David B., who bested Donatello in combat and now wears his shell as a backpack. When reached for comment, the other Ninja Turtles had this to say, "We will not be seeking revenge." Haha -- f*** Donatello!

  • meetingrichdotcom

    Wowo....bug  showing  his battle achievement... look at my name

  • Mighty Molecule

    this. is. sparta.

  • Guest

    So it seems the ants are evolving and considering clothing/armor tactics our ancestors used. In these current times, we're just pretty much wearing "slain" plants. *throws pokeball*

  • Azariel_z

    Bring out your deaaad...*TOONG*   Bring out your deaaaad... *Tooong*..

  • budfueledrocket

    come on GW you lazy piece of shit post something else

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    Warhammer-like, but he needs more spikes and some banners on his back


  • I have a necklace made of ears.

  • kevin dijkshoorn

    ohhh are you Darryl from the Walking Dead?

  • He is a Vietnam vet....

  • David Escorcia

    How does it put them on? 

  • Tammy Minton Haley

    i'd venture sticky substance it secretes from some orifice...?

  • $18922249

    To which I say... badass.

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