Stop staring at my gut!
This is an Eye of Sauron birthday cake. I've seen other Eye of Sauron birthday cakes before, but this is the best one to date. How long will it hold the title? Only time will tell!
One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor and Eat an Eye of Sauron Cake [obviouswinner]
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who went to Taco Bell yesterday and had a Crunch Wrap Supreme, a bean burrito, three volcano tacos and one of those Dorito shell tacos but STILL picked up a 2-lb lobster and cooked it when he got home. He disgusts me.
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, count me in
, eye of sauron
, good job
, i am impress
, i would dive face first into that like it was a watermelon eating contest
, lord of the desserts
, lord of the rings
, one does not simply eat an entire eye of sauron cake and not puke their f***ing guts out afterward