You're About To Not Be Watching Anything But The Inside Of My Tummy!: An Eye Of Sauron Cake

April 13, 2012


Stop staring at my gut!

This is an Eye of Sauron birthday cake. I've seen other Eye of Sauron birthday cakes before, but this is the best one to date. How long will it hold the title? Only time will tell!

One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor and Eat an Eye of Sauron Cake [obviouswinner]

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who went to Taco Bell yesterday and had a Crunch Wrap Supreme, a bean burrito, three volcano tacos and one of those Dorito shell tacos but STILL picked up a 2-lb lobster and cooked it when he got home. He disgusts me.

  • Guest

    It'd look better if the frosting around the sides and top edges was a dark chocolate.

  • fjordprefect

    I can't stop thinking of American Pie.

  • zeroneuronsfiring

    Why does that make me think of goatse?

  • Guest

    I'd hit that.

  • They eye of sauron or my cat's butt hole after it ate my taco bell when i wasn't looking.

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