Topless/Nude Maid Service Draws Criticism In Texas

April 11, 2012


Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock, Texas (a nude/topless maid service) is drawing criticism because people are running out of things to complain about. Next up: Raisin Bran -- NO F***ING WAY THAT WAS TWO SCOOPS, MAN! For $100/hour ($150/hour for two ladies), homely looking maids will clean your house au naturale and probably do a terrible job. But who am I to judge? I'm just a man that used to run his own Speedo carwash who would spend 10-minutes rubbing his junk on your driver-side window before sending you off still covered in soap suds.

Owner Melissa Borrett, 26, said Tuesday night that she started the service in mid-February because she was struggling to make ends meet as a waitress.

Most of her clients are men, but she said anyone can hire her service. She pointed out that "nothing comes off" for clients who are under 18.

Lubbock police Sgt. Jonathan Stewart told the Associated Press that Borrett doesn't have a permit to operate a sexually oriented business. Officers are watching for any violation, which would bring a $2,000 fine.

"My business doesn't necessarily qualify as a sexually oriented business just because the clothes are coming off," she said. "The maids are not performers, they're maids."

To ensure the maids' safety, Borrett told KCBD TV that her workers have security [read: a boyfriend raiding your fridge] present during each cleaning appointment.

Nothing comes off for clients under 18? How do you even HAVE clients under 18? $100 to a teenager is like a million dollars. What, is everybody in Texas an oil tycoon? Because *eying maid pictures* they're definitely not all beauty pageant winners. "GW!" Oh I'm sorry, but I'm one of the last remaining knights of the KEEPIN' IT REAL table. There's seriously only like three of us left.

Official Site (with a discount for law enforcement!)
Nude Maid Service Draws Police Scrutiny in Texas City [abcnews]

Thanks to daniel, who cleans house the arsonist's way: burning that mother to the ground.

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  • spectre99

    i too are obliviuosly from americas and as well i fully agree. we ams keeping it for the real at the discotech

  • This was the first year that I have attended and
    it was a wonderful day!  Norman St is pretty great and i am very happy to be served.

  • edug

    Are there really only three maids? where the hell is the one who came up with the idea - turned pimp? 

  • Bruce Tahoe

    Hey little mister, those are NOT the maids of my fantasy.

  • Justin Knowles

    I would officially like to submit an application to join the Knights of Keepin' it Real. How do I do this ?

  • grossssss

  •  If one of those showed up at my place I'd tell her to put the garbage bag over herself before taking the trash out.

  • artilleryboy

    No thanks, This makes me want to do my house work myself

  • luxlucetintenebris

    If that's them in the pictures I think I'd rather pay them to keep their clothes on!

  • Those have got to be the worst pictures I have ever seen?  Is that one girl really going to advertise her nude maid service with a dressing room cell phone picture?  Did she even buy that dress?

  • Mandy86

    I live in Canada and I see signs all over for these "exotic cleaning services" near my old university. It's $100 an hour here too. It's super shady.

  • $18922249

    Id have them mow the lawn.

  • I'd let them mow your lawn too...

  • $18922249

    It's just that I really hate yardwork. And we have a ton of poison ivy. I think that these scantily clad she-donkeys could do a better job than I.

  • Good lord, could they have found nastier looking women!!?

    Don't worry - won't have any problem not touching that!

  • spectre99

    yes they is texas

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