Titanic Sadness: People On Twitter Discover Titanic Disaster Was Real Event, Not Just A (Great) Movie

April 10, 2012


This is a screencap from a collection of Tweets by idiot morons who didn't know the Titanic disaster was a real event. It scares me to think of what other things these people might not know actually happened and just thought were movie plots. Like World War II for instance. *shivers* One thing's for certain though, we need to develop a Twitter virus that causes selective sterility. Shit, a Facebook one too. Now: you start coding, I'll start developing a list of frenemies to test it on. You hear that, guy I went to college with that always tries to tag me in compromising photos? I AM GOING TO FRY YOUR NUTS.

These Imbeciles Thought the Titanic Disaster Was Just a Movie [gizmodo]

Thanks to Carmen, The Fail Doctor Is In, meghan and T., who can see how it would be hard to believe the Titanic disaster was real after seeing the movie because nobody was as handsome as Leonardo back then. Everyone stunk and was disgusting. Remember the scene where he paints Rose naked? A real woman of the era would have had lopsided titties with like, her nipples on the sides under her armpits.

  • -100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 faith in humanity. Screw all of you, I-I...I don't want to live on this planet with you freaks anymore. Beam me up, Scottie! There's no intelligent life down here.

  • Chris

    wait 9/11 is real? How come I csnt see the new york skyline? Those images must be photoshoped then! 

  • Ru1200

    So based on a true story usually means its fake...

  • artilleryboy

    Either people are really stupid, this is a marketing scheme or our education in historical events today is really bad.

  • AutumnrainChaos

    I actually.. headdesked. I'm not kidding.

    What do they teach you people in school these days?!

  • Pray nobody is going to make a movie on Hindenburg. 


  • Titanic can't be real, i mean, Leonardo DiCaprio is still alive right?

  • and people STILL think that government schooling is a good thing

  • No.  Dear God no.  Please tell me this isn't real; please tell me these people can't vote; please tell me that they are in fact all sterile.

  • JBJJ

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • Stephen Furlong

    Give it time and people will forget that 9/11 was real too.

  • WAS IT?????
    Oh my God!

  • Wikipedia knows everything so you don't have to!

    Seriously though, these people are too dumb to even try to hide their stupidity!

  • painweaver

    It's a sad world we live in

  • $7028900

    I'm so ashamed of my own species.

  • Audwin Short

    I know that we don't want to believe that "Idiocracy" (another movie about something real) is taking place, but these Tweets are an example of how real it is...

    Shortwave Industries:  We know how stupid people are and we wanna change that...

  • Man, I understand them I mean, for the longest time I thought Star Wars was just a movie too

  • Proteon

    Seriously kids, between making a cosplay mario suit out of legos and filming your new and more awesome than the original zelda fan film, study some damn nautical history for gods sake.

  • John Taylor

    Not just clever viral marketing for the 3D re-release then? 

  • Miguel Valdez-Lopez

    John Taylor, you might just be right. Or have just discovered a way to increase  George C. Scott's The Hindenburg  sales in a few more years.

  • Pretty sure that's all it is. Anyone bother to look at the time stamps? Unless people all decided to go full retard at the same time, I think this was set up. And a word of advice, you NEVER go full retard...

  • Miguel Valdez-Lopez

    It's the 100th year anniversary of  Titanic's voyage. That's why they found out. This Saturday is the 100th year anniversary of its sinking.

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