Titanic Sadness: People On Twitter Discover Titanic Disaster Was Real Event, Not Just A (Great) Movie

April 10, 2012

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This is a screencap from a collection of Tweets by idiot morons who didn't know the Titanic disaster was a real event. It scares me to think of what other things these people might not know actually happened and just thought were movie plots. Like World War II for instance. *shivers* One thing's for certain though, we need to develop a Twitter virus that causes selective sterility. Shit, a Facebook one too. Now: you start coding, I'll start developing a list of frenemies to test it on. You hear that, guy I went to college with that always tries to tag me in compromising photos? I AM GOING TO FRY YOUR NUTS.

These Imbeciles Thought the Titanic Disaster Was Just a Movie [gizmodo]

Thanks to Carmen, The Fail Doctor Is In, meghan and T., who can see how it would be hard to believe the Titanic disaster was real after seeing the movie because nobody was as handsome as Leonardo back then. Everyone stunk and was disgusting. Remember the scene where he paints Rose naked? A real woman of the era would have had lopsided titties with like, her nipples on the sides under her armpits.

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