This Is Why You're Fat: Pizza Hut's Hotdog-Stuffed Crust

April 9, 2012


Because people are living too long and the queue at the pearly gates is too short, Pizza Hut has introduced a new pizza crust stuffed with hotdogs. Unfortunately, it's currently only available at Pizza Huts in the UK, probably in a bid to plump up Europeans to US proportions. Did I mention the crust comes with a FREE mustard drizzle? Because it does. That's like a two-cent value FOR FREE. No word on what an extra drizzle will cost you, but my guess is diarrhea. One time when I was driving I ate a 7-11 hotdog so fast and without drinking anything that it got stuck in my throat and I had to puke out the window so I wouldn't choke to death. Just kidding, that was an egg-salad sandwich. Somebody honked at me!

Hot dog stuffed-crust pizza: Has junk food jumped the shark? [msnbc]

Thanks to ray, who agrees a pizza-stuffed hotdog would be even better due to its portability. OMG -- I'd stuff my pockets with them!

  • balder94

    WOw, this made me sooo hungry. I love pizza, and this didn't make me love it less. Thanks for sharing - Balder from Sealine Products.

  • Thumbs Up if you puked in your mouth reading that headline!

  • DomPearceDesign

    And you know something? This isn't the worst thing Pizza Hut UK has ever done. They've put something known as a "Parmo" (think chicken, cheese, fat, breadcrumbs, fat, more fat and fat which is then deepfried and served with chips and depressing salad from a takeaway) in the north east on a pizza. The sheer amount of fat and cholesterol there was astonishing!

    And if this *didn't* have mustard on it, I'd say it would be quite nice tasting, just I can't quite see mustard going with half the pizzas they do over here.

  • Niels Houmand

    They have it in Cambodia as well, it's not that new.

  • Ömer Talha Yağcı

    we have it here in Turkey since 2009 or somethin. I like Little Ceaser's mozarella crust better.

  • artilleryboy

    Come to think of it i would enjoy a meatballs in sauce in the crust

  • artilleryboy

    Id rather have a sausage in there than a hotog, I never liked the outer casing of hotdogs nor the actual taste of a hotdog. Sausages for life. 

  • Guest

    Well.....and here I thought they did it with that cheese stuffed crust pizza pie. What's next? Pizza stuffed in the crust of the pizza?!

  • Jef

    Sure....Blame the hot dogs, when you have all that Flour...I mean Sugar streaming into your arteries.....    "It's not the Burger it's the Bun" scenario here as well...

  • Colorless82

    It's pigs in a blanket with pizza.. sounds good to me.

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