Over The Shoulder Boulder (+ iPhone) Holder: Purse Bra

April 30, 2012

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Boob-dialing: up 2,000% since 2012.

This is the Joeybra, a bra with an elastic pocket on the side that's large enough to hold your phone, cash, and credit cards. How you're supposed to access them is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with taking your shirt off in public.

Women: What a stupid idea.
Men: Invention of the year!
Geekologie Writer: I need one with a B cup for the left breast and an A on the right.

Hit the jump for a couple videos, neither of which involved nipples and can be skipped.

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Thanks to Jamie and Olaf the Nude, one of which has to keep his credit cards clenched between his buttcheeks.

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