'Map Of The Dead' Zombie Apocalypse Survival Aid

April 11, 2012


This is a shot from Map of the Dead, a Google Maps based program that highlights useful information in the event of a zombie apocalypse. You know, stuff like highly populated "danger zones" to avoid, as well as worthwhile stores to loot like gun shops, gas stations, and liquor stores. "Liquor stores? For what, Molotov cocktails?" Molotov cocktails, no -- tropical cocktails. I'm just gonna sit on my porch chugging them until the zombies show up, then blow all their undead heads off with a shotgun until I'm down to a single shell. "Then?" Meet my maker. "Jesus!" No...that's his son. Did your parents never send you to Vacation Bible School?

NOTE: You may need to type in an address and click 'SURVIVE' before any icons show up.

Map Of The Dead

Thanks to Jason, Medusa Nebula, Bradley B, sam and THRiLL KiLL, who agree the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to be prepared....to leave earth in a rocket ship.

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