Incredible Hulk On Cover Of Real Fitness Magazine

April 11, 2012


Because what better way to make me not want to use steroids than featuring a fictional character who obtained his incredible physique by entirely unnatural means and personifies rage, The Hulk will appear on the cover of an upcoming Avengers themed Muscle & Fitness magazine. The issue will also include the workouts of Avengers stars Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downy Jr., as well as an article on how to apparently "Bulletproof Your Knees". Tell you what -- you follow the instructions in the article for as long as you want, then I'll shoot you in the knees. If they really are bulletproof, I'll pay you a million dollars. But if they're not, I get to push you down a flight of stairs once you're in a wheelchair. Deal? "Deal."


GW: Sure you're ready for this? I almost feel sorry for you.
You: Ready!
GW: *PEW PEW PEW!* What in the...
You: The article said, "have them replaced with adamantium".

New Hulk Image on the Cover of Muscle & Fitness Magazine [comingsoon]

Thanks to Evil Ares, who's so evil he doesn't do exercises correctly because he doesn't even care if he hurts himself.

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