I Feel Bloated: Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger-Crust Pizza

April 24, 2012


Because what good is living if you can't eat a cheeseburger-crust pizza every once in awhile, Pizza Hut chains in the Middle East are selling both cheeseburger and chicken tender 'Crown Crust' pizzas, presumably because Middle Easterners love the idea of crowns and Pizza Hut is kinda racist. Fingers crossed they deliver to the US.

Hit the jump for a promo pic and a worthwhile commercial for each one, both of which may or may yes involve trying to humiliate a waiter and failing.


Thanks to Andrea, who's holding out for a boneless hotwing stuffed crust with a blue cheese injection in there too. Mmmmmmmmmm.

  • Hanadulset

    i'm a fatty beyond all fatties but this makes me feel kinda ill. do not want.

  • The Barbie girl needs to eat a few of these... ^_-

  • They should sprinkle fries on top

  • Demelza Smith


  • Frag Monger

    After that - they'll put a crust on top too & deep fry the whole damn thing.  

  • Guest

    In comparison to that, it does make the food from EpicMealTime look healthier.

  • Frag Monger

    Next up - the burrito supreme stuffed crust...

  • Why don't they just go all the way and have a lard stuffed crust!?

  • Shaun9lives

    Because lard is natural.  Pizza Hut has a strict policy of only using the finest synthetic, artificial, partially hydrogenated, food-like substances available.  

  • jinxtx

    read the damn box , only natural pepperoni , beef and pork toppings

  • Timothy McMahon

    Yeah, naturally synthetic, duh!

  • Shaun9lives

    Says the Pizza Hut employee.

  • Guest

    Whhyyyy?!! The cheese stuffed crust was, okay. They crossed the line with the hotdog stuffed crust.  The cheeseburger crust is just pure insanity.

  • Pizza Hut's mission to make the rest of the planet as fat as the US.

  • Orannis


  • da1nonlysage

    obesity at its finest

  • H2OPoloPunk


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