Girl Pole Dancing To Portal 2's 'Want You Gone'

April 3, 2012


This is a video of a girl in her dorm room (I miss bunk-beds!) freestyle pole-dancing (I prefer to think of it as pole-exercising so it doesn't have such a strippy connotation) to Portal 2's ending credits jam, 'Want You Gone'. That's it -- a girl dancing to a song from a video game. Sorry, the internet's been about as fruitful as the f***ing Sahara for like a week now and I'm left drawing a blank. "That's a penis." I'M DOODLING PEENORS, YOU GET THE POINT.

Hit the jump for the OMG -- imagine the pole-dancing possibilities you could perform WITH PORTALS.


Thanks to Rich, who only pole dances to the oldies because...I don't know why. Maybe he's hoping to score a gig at the old folk's home. Yeah -- milk those skin-bags out of their retirements!

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  • Jason Moorrey

    I want to be like her. Look at her body, she is so fit. Now I am thinking of buying a new a dance pole for fitness purpose and I decided to
    take the pole dance class. She totally encouraged me.

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    Those legs!!! The muscle definition is lovely.. I'm jealous :P

  • Ha, I ended up here from the weird rave aerobics post too.

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    It was hard to ignore.. ;)

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  • Guest

    I'm a woman that works in professional game development. I think this is just awesome. She's in great shape, and it's really showing off her athleticism. Look at her leg muscles! I run for hours on end to get that same definition - maybe I should get a pole. ^^

    I also have to say to the commenters, women in gaming as only sex objects for guys is a really outdated stereotype. She's showing off a quirky skill in a really geeky way - and I think that is all kinds of great. It's kind of not about you. 

  • I can't agree more with you. Thanks for sounding off about this. I have nothing else to add because you said it all. Great job and thanks. :)

  • I liked it, thought it was beautiful.  :)

  • Not a bunk bed...Bed risers and howd she get by with adding a pole in the dorm...

  • I hope this becomes a thing.

  • Mandy86

    I don't get it. She's obviously very athletic and talented - why not do this for something like gymnastics? I bet she'd be amazing at it, and it's a million times less degrading.

  • Shaun9lives

    Is she wearing 6" clear plastic heals and a thong?  Is she dry humping the pole like a horny marmoset if front of a bunch sleazy middle-aged men, faux-thugs, and douche bags? Is she taking her clothes off?

    Then what exactly is degrading? 

    Pole dancing has become a pretty popular exercise technique.  Judging from her body, and from some of the moves that must require remarkable core strength, it appears to work.

  •  The question is....why is it not degrading damnit....

  • chumpchkin

     Why do you think it's degrading?

  • Joe Ryburn

    Am I the only person that finds the way she does it oddly tasteful?

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  • I think it's rad. I think this song from Portal2 would have been awesome for this too:

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