FINALLY: Power Ranger And Ninja Turtle Mini Dresses

April 23, 2012


These girls: they have no f***ing clue what Power Rangers are. Voltron either.

Looking for a new Power Ranger or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mini dress to wear to your next cocktail party? Congratulations, you're probably underage. Underage or -- OR -- a really cool grownup. Me? I'm a really uncool grownup with zero social skills and a heart two sizes too small. That's why my feet are always cold: poor circulation. But enough about what a dreamboat I am, this is for the ladies. Which -- is there anything sexier than a lady dressed up like a ninja turtle? Of course there is, a ninja turtle dressed up like a lady. I'm kinky and I'm never gonna stop!

Hit the jump for a closeup of the pink ranger, the Ninja Turtle ones, and a closeup of the biggest tittied but no-assed Leonardo I've ever seen.




Thanks to Princess Yum Yum, who wears a Ninja Turtle backpack over a Power Rangers dress and is the center of attention wherever she goes. But not because of the dress or backpack (she wears earbuds and sings along at the top of her lungs).

  • GinnyDi

    Hi, fuck you for even thinking you can figure out whether a girl has watched Power Rangers or not by checking out her tits, bye.

  • Jason Edwards

    I want to say this is totally retarded, I really, truly do, but I'd still tap dat.

  • Mike Mathers

    The first yellow ranger didn't have a skirt. Only the pink ranger did.

  • Am I the only one who thinks these look a bit shit? They look really cheap and it'd be better just to make your own. Also.. the girls aren't even that hott.. pretty skanky looking.. urgh.

  • DBsknees

    I'm sure those girls will lose so much sleep on what a greebo looking troll like yourself has to say. 

  • last two pics-

    i would definitely hit those half-shells. 

    i know these chicks dig big sais.

    i got nothin else.

  • Andy Peverley

    the blue ranger seems like a trap

  • I NEED THIS! Anyone know where I can buy one?

  • Link in the article.

  • oranberry

    On your local street corner

  • CrazyUncleNicola

    tv store .com

  • BeastmanAIDS

    I'd make breakfast for black power ranger

  • These girls look really distressed to be modeling such nerdy dresses....

  • Shaun9lives

    I know what all the slutty girls are going to be wearing for halloween this year.

  • Julie LaRoux

    These cover way to much for a slutty girl to be interested in.

  • Julie LaRoux

    Hmm... no link?

  • They're in the article.

  • JediCandice

    I definitely need a michelangelo mini and a jason/red ranger mini!

  • ThatGuy64

    Sweet Lord...that last picture...

  • My life somehow just became complete

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