Decender Tank-Treaded Skateboard (Only Goes Downhill)

April 6, 2012


This is the Rockboard Decender, a $120 skateboard deck with tank treads instead of wheels that can only be ridden down hills (unlike THIS badass mother). Don't have any hills around your house? GET THE F*** OUT OF THE MIDWEST. Trust me, you'll thank me for it later. Oooooooor come to my house and try to kill me. Expect a fight. Also, expect to win (I'm only good at shrieking and pulling hair).

Hit the jump for a video of the board in action. Me? I like to ride down hills the old-fashioned way: inside an old tractor trailer.

Skateboard with tank treads lets you do some off-road shredding [dvice]

  • Jonny Campbell

    I'm pretty sure I did this when I was a kid with a regular skateboard... meh.

  • Emmitt Morgans

     GW... I think by Midwest you're referring solely to Illinois.

    There are quite a few respectably-sized hills here in Wisconsin... especially if you go North and/or West, young man.

  • I think they're gonna need a bigger hill(read:boat)

  • where do you find pants that tight? forever 21?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Forever 21 *does* sell men's clothing... I use the term "men's" lightly, though.

  • Shaun9lives

    Those ARE NOT men's jeans.

  • A thing you can only use down hill and then have to pick it up and carry it to the top again. Very like a sledge then.

  • Bruce Tahoe


  • Fonix

    Seems useful

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