We thought maybe because there was less white your eyes would be able to withstand the brightness of your monitors, but apparently your corneas are even thinner than we imagined. Well fear not, cave-dwelling readers, we're working on a black option which we'll hopefully have rolled out by the end of the week. The site will still default to this blinding white, but at least you'll have the option to make it dark again. Or if you're too lazy to click a button, you can just do what we do: wear sunglasses at all times. Sleeping, in the shower, driving at night, these bad boys never come off our face.
UPDATE: We're gonna get democratic with this. Take the poll below to let us know how you feel about the redesign.