This Is Why You're Fat: 24-Hour Cupcake ATM

March 1, 2012

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Sprinkles, an upscale Cupcake bakery, is opening a 24-hour ATM at their Beverly Hills location (WHICH I WILL VISIT AND REVIEW) that will serve cupcakes, cupcake mixes, dog cupcakes (cupcakes for dogs not made WITH dogs), ice cream and apparel 24-hours a day. Need a red velvet cupcake at 3AM? Your boyfriend just broke up with you! Also, it's not actually an ATM, it's an automat, so after you touch-screen your order there's gonna be a person behind the thing pushing your food through. I know, not as cool. Still, if it's between late-night cupcakes or taquitos and a Slurpee from 7-11, I'd definitely..."Taquitos, hands down -- plus they sell dong bags behind the counter." AHAHAHAHAHA -- Don Juan, ladies and gentlemen!

Behold, the world's first cupcake ATM [dvice]
and
24-Hour Sprinkes' Facebook Page

Thanks to Elizabeth and FNC, who get their cupcake fix at 3AM like normal people: with a tub of Betty Crocker frosting and a spoon.

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