Not How I Want To Die: Drifting Big Wheels

March 1, 2012


This is a video of a bunch of brobros drifting their trikes/Big Wheels down steep hills in New Zealand. Sometimes with traffic coming. Plus the dude in the front doesn't even wear shoes or a helmet, so you know he doesn't give two dicks about living. A hard-ass we call guys like that. Jk jk -- future vegetables. "Come on, we'll just pull the plug for a little bit so we can plug in the mini-fridge to cool our beer" his bros will say when they visit.

Hit the jump for the death wishing.

Taking Drifting on Big Wheels to the Next Level of Fun [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Terry, who once attached rockets to a Big Wheels in an attempt to jump a kiddie pool but shot himself headfirst into a neighbor's mailbox instead. And that, dear reader, is why he'll never be invited back to my annual stunt spectacular.

  • daiya

    I started watching this while listening to Dirty Mind by 3OH!3 and it fit surprisingly well.

  • Azariel_z

    I do prefer "carrinho de rolema"....Sparks are EVERYTHING!!! nice memories!

  • Maniel Dartin

    First time on Geekologie,

    See pictures of friends from the next town over doing their thing.
    All my whut.

    Awesome though, glad to see it :D

  • Where can I get a sweet ass trike like this?

  • Colin Beyer


  • Mighty Molecule

    ..seems extremely entertaining. though we used to do this very same thing only with old, avocado-green refrigerators - like men. video was good, though not sure what the frenzied assault on the straps at the beginning was all about...

  • N_Binder

    I've rolled down a giant hill while still hanging on to a big wheel after I attempted to drift it.

  • Of course there's a white guy with dreads in this video.

  • Leonidas Argidisouvlaki

    He's not a white guy, he's a Maori. If he is white, he's one dirty bastard.


    I hope they all meet a car coming in the opposite direction.

    Y'all ever see what someone looks like after they've been run over by a heavy vehicle? Guts everywhere.

    A man can dream.

  • Definitely worth the watch.

  • Barefoot?  Really?

  • Soylent Green Is People

     I was just thinking that. It's dangerous to be doing that a street with traffic coming the other way. It's even worse to be doing that without a helmet on. But, no fucking shoes?!  Really? That is just flat out fucking retardedly unnecessary.

  • this is AWESOME i want to so try this LOL

  • Davo555

    That is so Bro, Bro.

  • Guest

    Am I the only one who is  thinking about the Mario Cart Racing game while watching this? *They be slipping on invisible bananana peels.*

    Anyway, awesome video. :D


  • Soylent Green Is People

     UR capslock is, like, wicked stuck, bro.

  • cool story bro

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