I need one for every day of the week! Just kidding, I'll wear the same one every day because I'm nasty. This is an 8-bit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sweater available for pre-order (shipping in June) from Entertainment Earth. Plus it's only $40! I didn't know you could even GET a sweater for that cheap anymore. Because the last time I went to J.Crew at the mall I was in high school and trying to impress the girls with $65 sweater vests. It didn't work. Just go buy one, then we can all wear them on the same day and give each other high-threes in the office hallway when we run into each other while avoiding actual work. Plus -- PLUS -- you can safety-pin little Santa hats on all the turtles during the holidays and BOOM -- instant Christmas sweater! Just not one you could ever wear to an ugly Christmas sweater party because you will be lookin' FRESH TO DEATH (I learned that from a Guido trying to sell me a gold chain).
Thanks to beebs, who has every intention of cutting the bottom off and turning into a true 80's crop top. OMG, yes! With a neon sports bra that shows when you lift your arms?!