I Want An Honorary One: MIT Offers 'Charming' Degree

March 8, 2012

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Because brains are only half of the equation of being successful (the other half is bullshitting), MIT is offering 15-minute courses in being charming for the socially inept. Me? I'm offering 2-hour seminars for $500. Well -- WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, NERD? Partial course listing and info:

Dress with Success: Maintaining a Professional Wardrobe after the Interview

Say What?!?! Tops for Effective Communication
Confrontation: Reaching a Resolution
How to Tell Somebody Something they'd Rather Not Hear
How To Make a Charming First Impression
Reading Between the Lines
Hosts with the Mosts: How to be a gracious social planner
How to Make Small Talk: Small Talk leads to Big Talk
Networking with Grace and Charm

Students receive one "Charm Credit" for each class taken, and redeem these credits at the end of the day. The credits are then good towards either a bachelor's, master's, or doctoral degree in Charm. (Complete any of the offered IAP workshops and earn two credits per each course.)


6 Charm School classes = Bachelor's degree in Charm
8 Charm School classes = Master's degree in Charm
10 Charm School classes = Doctoral degree in Charm

WTF -- 10 15-minute courses for a doctoral degree in charm?! That's got to easiest doctorate I've ever heard of! I think I might have to go get one. "Pleaaaaaase -- you, charming? You'd never pass." WOULD TOO. "You're picking your nose." Ugh, I'm just scratching the inside. Look -- OVER THERE! *eating booger*

MIT Charm School Info (note: offered by student life organization, not 'real' degrees)
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How would you do at MIT's charm school? [hlntv]

Thanks to Evil Ares, who's so evil he has degrees in lying, cheating, destruction, rage and...pastries?

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