This is a fridge magnet that you press to automatically order your favorite pizza combo from Red Tomato Pizza in Dubai. Don't live in Dubai? Then you're stuck ordering online or calling LIKE SOME F***ING CAVEMAN HOBO. The device works via Bluetooth and is synced to your smartphone to order the predetermined pizza of your choice BUT IT BETTER HAVE MUSHROOMS. A confirmation is then sent to your phone as your pizza begins its journey to your pie-hole. Simple! Is Pizza Hut going to steal the idea and run with it here in the U.S.? Absolutely. Am I going to push the button every time I come over to your place? Yes, multiple times. Am I gonna chip in a couple bucks when the food arrives? Not a snowcone's chance in the devil's butthole. *opening fridge* There better be a 2-liter of Dew in here.
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Thanks to flint and Resposado, who order pizza the old fashioned way: on the phone with a mustachioed man speaking in an Italian accent so thick you have ZERO CLUE if he understood any part of your order until it arrives.