Ultrasound Reveals Woman Giving Birth To Venom

February 7, 2012


Inb4 you are not the father.

This is a picture of a pregnant lady's ultrasound revealing beyond the shadow of a doubt that she's giving birth to Venom. That...is pretty bad news. Right up there with "your scheduled program could not be recorded due to insufficient space". OH GOD, NOT 'GOSSIP GIRL'! No word if Spiderman plans on catching the thing in a web as soon as it comes out, but now I'm flashing back to that birth video they made us all watch in 10th grade health class and I'm getting a little -- what's the word? "Pukey?" No -- INTERESTED. Just kidding, vomiting pretty hard over here.

Sonogram reveals that woman is giving birth to the supervillain Venom [io9]

Thanks to Tony, who agrees the miracle of life is way more interesting when what comes out is a mystery. Wait, WHAT?!

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