Televised Death: History Channel's Full Metal Jousting

February 6, 2012


This is a commercial for the History Channel's new series 'Full Metal Jousting', featuring the real-life jousting competition between 16 lunatics vying for a princess's hand in marriage. Kidding, there is no princess -- just 16 dudes and more than enough testosterone to turn a renaissance festival into a penis-swinging bloodbath. Truly a feast for the eyes! *clubs court jester with boar leg, pours mulled wine down chest*

Hit the jump for the potential for on-air deaths.

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Thanks to Becca, who agrees the key to winning a jousting match is poisoning your opponent the night before.

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