Stephen Hawking: Regular At Freedom Acres Sex Club

February 24, 2012


Stephen Hawking, best known for inventing science from the confines of a motorized wheelchair, apparently likes to go to sex clubs. It's not really groundbreaking news, as there have been reports of him visiting nudey bars in England for the past decade, but a full-blown SEX club? That's -- wow -- you kinkier than a buttful of toy spaceships, Stephen!

Renown physicist Stephen Hawking is somewhat of a regular at a Devore, California sex club, is exclusively reporting.

According to a source who has been a member of Freedom Acres swingers club for nearly half a decade, Hawking, 70, shows up to the club with a bevy of nurses and assistants and has naked woman grind on him.

"I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times," the source revealed. "He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him."

Considering Stephen already admitted he finds women "a complete mystery", it shouldn't really come as a surprise he's decided to study them up close and personal. "But I thought his telescope doesn't work?" Hey -- you don't need a functional telescope to appreciate the stars if you know what I mean. "I never know what you mean." The man invented science -- I bet he can pop boners with his mind.

Stephen Hawking Goes To Sex Clubs. Well, Yeah. [thesuperficial] (with a bunch of entirely inappropriate soundbites they made of Stephen in the club because they're REAL MATURE)
Renowned Physicist Stephen Hawking Frequents Sex Clubs [radaronline]

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