Stephen Hawking: Regular At Freedom Acres Sex Club

February 24, 2012


Stephen Hawking, best known for inventing science from the confines of a motorized wheelchair, apparently likes to go to sex clubs. It's not really groundbreaking news, as there have been reports of him visiting nudey bars in England for the past decade, but a full-blown SEX club? That's -- wow -- you kinkier than a buttful of toy spaceships, Stephen!

Renown physicist Stephen Hawking is somewhat of a regular at a Devore, California sex club, is exclusively reporting.

According to a source who has been a member of Freedom Acres swingers club for nearly half a decade, Hawking, 70, shows up to the club with a bevy of nurses and assistants and has naked woman grind on him.

"I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times," the source revealed. "He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him."

Considering Stephen already admitted he finds women "a complete mystery", it shouldn't really come as a surprise he's decided to study them up close and personal. "But I thought his telescope doesn't work?" Hey -- you don't need a functional telescope to appreciate the stars if you know what I mean. "I never know what you mean." The man invented science -- I bet he can pop boners with his mind.

Stephen Hawking Goes To Sex Clubs. Well, Yeah. [thesuperficial] (with a bunch of entirely inappropriate soundbites they made of Stephen in the club because they're REAL MATURE)
Renowned Physicist Stephen Hawking Frequents Sex Clubs [radaronline]

  • DixieAngel_76

    No, he didn't 'invent science'. That is a slap in the face to all of the early scientists who actually did.

  • allessior

    Physicists are a weird bunch. Hawking demonstrates just the tip of the perversion iceberg in the physics world.

  • Dude's a fucking genius with ALS, one of the shittiest diseases to have this side of cancer. Let him have his piece in peace.

  • Hanadulset

    this is why the female gender gets no respect.

  • vadersapp

    What does this have to do with the female gender getting respect? The women who chose to grind Dr. Hawkings
    are other members of the club. Even if they were paid to do so, they would still have chosen to be prostitutes, which there is nothing wrong with. So, what disrespect is there?

  • Wait, I don't get it. Which one is Steven Hawking? I thought Steven Hawking was a different color... Didn't he sing that song; 'I put a spell on you'?

    Also: Did you know that Hitler made wheel chairs illegal during the third reich?

  • hagelt18

     Source please.

  • blubfisk

    of course he goes to sex clubs! i would too.  standing at some bar the whole night, buying drinks and shit and its not even 100% sure you get laid? thats just lame and it takes all night. can clearly see he's goin for that in-and-out operation if you know what i mean :)

    i love mr hawking. he's so awesome, and im happy that there are places like this to go to especially if you cant pick up girls properly. i mean, you do go crazy if you dont get down to business every now and then.

  • ooaaaooh my flaccid penis!!!

  • Guest

    Real fucking classy geekologie, real fucking classy.
    Surely this has to be the epifany of newsforthyness.

    "A smart crippled man has sex."
    You saw this and though "This is totally worth posting on geekology"?

    This BULLSHIT can only be beaten by posting CHILDPORN as news.
    Jump at it Geekologie, only the law can stop you now 'cause we left the jurisdiction of common decency a long time ago.

  • vadersapp

    Fuck off, Vernes_geek. Where did you get the idea that geekologie was meant to be classy? Was it the robo-phobia, the bacon-philia or the dino-lusting? Lighten up before you bust a blood vessel.

  • Guest

     Busting blood vessels is what I DO!
    And shit like this grantee me a proper supply of WTF.
    I will lighten up as soon as I find a fucking lighter!
    Now if you'll excuse me, I have pictures of your grandmother waxing her legs which desperately need to be published at some news-blog!

  • Guest

     You bemoan a lack of class, even as you thrown down the "I have pictures of your grandmother" insult? 

    Choke to death on your own irony.

  • Guest

     Silent about the article yet crawling out of the woodwork when an complaint uses lack of taste in an insult?

    Don't worry, your grandfather porn will remain untouched. Unsoiled for your viewing pleasure.
    You may crawl back under the floorboards.

  • vadersapp

    .... You ever talked to someone and realized afterwards that they were obviously paranoid schizophrenics and half of their responses to you were actually aimed at the monkey-bats in your hair? yeah...

  • Guest

    Come, come Cory, you're not even remotely paranoid or schizophrenic.

    No, you're more a Gerontophile, or a Abasiophile or Agalmatophile, depending what makes you hot for our elderly professor.

    But certainly not batshit insane.
    Maybe poor taste in subjects you choose to defend.

  • vadersapp

    Wow. Obviously he is elderly and handicapped, but Agalmatophilia? Love for statues? That's fucking rough, dude. wow.

    Funny, Vernes. Very evil, but funny nonetheless. Certainly more coherent than your psycho rant previously, at any rate.

    Still, I'm not defending anything. I'm calling you a idiot if you are expecting anything more from Geekologie than "science guy pays for sex."  It's not a "news-blog" it's a fucking geek humor blog. Thus, the "lighten up" part.

  • Good for him! He has eyes, has a brain, so can enjoy watching... Go for it Mr. Hawking!

  • ye ah, it seems like something he'd do

  • JimmyThr

    Everyone can pop boners with their minds GW

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