Sexy Time!: Valentine's Day Rube Goldberg Machine

February 14, 2012


This is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine built for Valentine's Day. The couple set it into motion as soon as they come in the door, then proceed to get all hot and heavy while it does its thing. Not gonna lie, I was half worried I was gonna see dude's wiener before it was all over.

Hit the jump and get your romantic date night on. Oooooor cry into a Lean Cuisine alone.

Rube Goldberg device offers the perfect geek Valentine's Day date [dvice]

Thanks to Bear, who allegedly doesn't actually eat rabbits like Squirrel told me.

  • Reece_C

    This is the most awkward fake couple i've ever seen

  • remnis


  • cuthbert51

    I like Rube Goldberg machines, and that was scraping the bottom of the barrel. Embarrassingly pathetic.

  • Mark Lechman

    Thanks for the ad blocking the video. That was awesome.

  • McfeelySmackup

    I bet wine tastes awesome poured through galvanized iron pipe.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Rube Goldberg?  More like NEWB GOLDBERG, amirite!?

    ...I'm going to die sad and alone...

  • n_a_a_s

    Damn it's too bad it didn't work all the way through to the end, otherwise her shirt would've been pulled off

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