Reporter Tracks Down Notoriously Racist Internet Troll

February 9, 2012


Seen here looking exactly how I'd imagine a piece of shit internet troll would (okay, maybe a little older), Darren Burton (aka Facebook user Nimrod Severn), is confronted by a reporter about the offensive (and often racist) comments he leaves on the memorial pages of the recently deceased. Things go about how you'd expect considering Darren is a 41-YEAR OLD with nothing better to do than troll Facebook pages. Trolls, man -- they're why we can't have nice things. They're always hiding under their little bridge just waiting to ruin things for everybody who has to pass over them. God, how about you stop being such a nancy and crawl out from under that bridge AND SAY IT TO SOMEBODY'S FACE. "Fine, maybe I will." Good! "I hate you and I ha..." HOOOOOOOOOOONK! *GW drives 18-wheeler straight through butthole like a mountain tunnel* Did somebody saying something? I had my trucker music up full blast. *peels out in a blaze of chrome mudflap girls*

Hit the jump for the damn, just go die bro. Living to troll ain't f***ing living.

Internet Troll IRL of the Day []

Thanks to Liz, who agrees the only good trolls are the little dolls with the crazy hair whose bellies you're supposed to rub for good luck or whatever. Me? I just ate their hair.

  • IvanMorrison

    He is truly a pitiful terrible individual. The certainty he has a child alarms me Racist Internet Troll

  • Closet Nerd

    lol addin to the comment score

  • Closet Nerd

    just here for the trollz

  • Closet Nerd

    just here for the boredum

  • Closet Nerd


  • Closet Nerd


  • Dekay31

    fat scruffy loser who masterbates over men on the sly while obviously over eating the fat F**K, hope this uneducated fat faggot troll makes the obituarys himself.

  • Kevin Goody

    damn dude so he should die for a few off colour comments?? you seriously need help

  • Erin Alderson

    I don't think he should die, but I don't think I wouldn't piss on him if he was engulfed in flames, because people like him help lower self esteem and keep society from moving forward. Yep I may have problems oh welllllll.

  • OldHappy Gamer

    Really is sad that someone who post such things on a tribute site. It's too bad he can't take his own advice of ignoring the subject matter.

  • Jake

    i wanna see him do 8 weeks in jail. see if he does it again


  • I blame it on Rift activity. It's Cardiff after all.

  • Zander P

    Rididculous.... The majority of these facebookers who do this coem from 4chan. They post a link of some persons death and EVERYONE joins in making a bunch of shitty statements and offensive comments. I think the guy is prolly jut like me, he enjoys being mean online. It's jut fun.

  • cabbo

    Saw the full program. It's one of those 'evil internet' scaremonger shows. Hell, it even tried to show Jessie Slaughter as a victim. This guy's an asshole, but so are the people who made the show.

  • Anti-Whites say there should be no White Countries ✓
    Anti-Whites say there should be no White Towns ✓
    Anti-Whites say there should be no White Neighbourhoods ✓
    Anti-Whites say there should be no White Schools✓
    Anti-Whites say there should be no White Classes ✓
    Anti-Whites say there should be no White Sports ✓
    Anti-Whites say there should be no White Anything ✓
    Anti-Whites say there should be no Whites
    Anti racism is a code word for anti White.

  • Eric Stodolnik

    youre an idiot.✓

  •  Wow... could you be a little more racist?  Maybe play the 'I'm an oppressed White Man' card while your at it to add a little sexism to your bigotry?

  • He is not a troll. Troll is someone who teases other people "for the lulz", someone who will come to some community and say that everything that that community loves sucks. For instance, it will come to Geekologie and say that Star Wars and Star Trek is the same thing. All the fans will raging, and he'll just laugh in front of his computer.
    This guy is just pathetic, miserable man who deals with his frustrations by hurting other people.

  • i was just about to say that, everyone seems to be getting confused between being a troll and being a dickish person


    That's because the term has become so diluted through misuse that it almost means anything but its original definition - i.e. saying or doing things you don't necessarily back in order to deceive the audience into believing your stance is sincere and elicit an emotional response.

    Facebook is largely to thank for this, as well as the propagation of memes into internet communities that're less familiar with them and the terminology that accompanies them. Today "troll" is now used to mean anything from "being cheeky" or "telling a joke" to just straight up slapping someone in the face.

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