Please Don't Eat Me: Half-Life Barnacle Ceiling Lamp

February 22, 2012


This is a ceiling lamp made by deviantARTist Kilh to resemble a barnacle from Half-Life. You know, the giant gaping mouths that would suck you up with their tongues then polish you off with their teats teeth. I'm not sure what the 1950's housewife in the poster is saying to herself, but my guess is OMG WHAT THE F*** IS THAT WHO CARES I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS I HAVE DINNER READY BEFORE MY HUSBAND GETS HOME. Those were different times. "Better ones." Better ones says the guy who's never had a girl accept a second date!

Hit the jump for some closeups and what the poster ACTUALLY says because I know it was probably eating away at you the way it was at me.




Kilh's DeviantART
Half-Life Barnacle Ceiling Lamp Sucks In Your Light Source [obviouswinner]

Thanks to khz, who made a table lamp out of a painted Godzilla toy and then weaponized it with little guns and stuff. He's crafty like that (and only like that).

  • I would never walk under that!

  • Emmitt Morgans

    If I ever saw one of these, my gut reaction would be to look straight up at it and relentlessly blast it with my pistol... or maybe wordlessly swing away at it with a crowbar.

    Unless I saw that dumb bitch in the red dress first, she'd probably get at least a clip emptied into her stupid face...


  • Orannis

    Mommy, why is the fanged slime coughing up a glowing tampon?

  • n_a_a_s

    FINALLY a picture to use for the ol "a giant ceiling turd shitting a lamp cord lowered itself & ate my homework" excuse

  • dcfghjdfh SRDGHdszrh

    Still cant read the poster... 

  •  life is so much more enjoyable now that I've decided I just don't give a fuck

  • n_a_a_s

    ..which is true

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