Math, The Language Of Love: Heart Equation

February 14, 2012


Want to give that special lady something without actually spending any coconuts? Make her a heart with your graphing calculator! Tell her it's your heart. Tell her in high school you traded it to a wizard that lives in your calculator in exchange for not failing Calculus but you've since repaid your debt to the wizard by hooking him up on a date with a protractor. Tell her now you want her to have your heart. But, WARNING: she's probably gonna cry. Get it? Because you're a f***ing liar and a cheapskate!

Send This Love Equation to Your Nerdy Valentine [gizmodo]

Thanks to grizz, who agrees you should still send all your bros the BatEquation today.



  • RDarker

    All I see is "Squirt squirt (on her) abs" Sounds like love to me.

  • This equation approximates the heart shape better, imo: (x2+y2−1)3−x2y3=0(By the way, you have to be using an implicit grapher)

  • Matthew Bracewell

    I entered this into my TI-83 and I got the top half of the circle over a half-assed batman symbol

  • Lidia Andreu

    Mine didnt work either...

  • daiya

    I tried this and I got the two halves of the heart but they weren't joined. I think I entered it wrong...or maybe it's just my app.

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