Man Drops Firecracker Down Manhole, Ignites Trapped Gas, Almost Loses Head In Front Of Children

February 7, 2012

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Some kids learn by reading. Some kids learn by listening. And some kids learn by watching their idiot father drop a firecracker down a manhole and almost lose his head when it ignites all the trapped gas down there and sends the cover flying. But what did they learn -- that's the real question here. You -- you in the back with the hat. "Don't play with fireworks?" WRONG -- fireworks are one of the best toys ever invented. What about you -- kid picking his nose in the Voltron shirt. "Ninja turtle boobie-traps?" WE HAVE A WINNER! Now, come get yourself a gold star but don't touch anything else on my desk with those booger fingers or I will call your parents and told them you ate the class gerbil.

Hit the jump for faces are way overrated anyways.

Everything Went As Expected of the Day [thedailywh.at]

Thanks to Christian, who agrees dude definitely forgot to do the secret knock first.

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