To celebrate The Simpson's 500th episode, somebody went and compiled every Bart chalkboard quote from the show's opening. These are them. Well, these are part of them -- you'll have to hit the jump to see them because including the whole graphic on the front page would've made it like a mile long. "Like my wiener." Absolutely nothing like your wiener.
Hit the jump for the there are some serious gems in there.
Thanks to Jacquelin, who got to be the chalkboard eraser cleaner in middle school for a week and said it was the best week of her life.