Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote To Date

February 16, 2012


To celebrate The Simpson's 500th episode, somebody went and compiled every Bart chalkboard quote from the show's opening. These are them. Well, these are part of them -- you'll have to hit the jump to see them because including the whole graphic on the front page would've made it like a mile long. "Like my wiener." Absolutely nothing like your wiener.

Hit the jump for the there are some serious gems in there.


Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Quotes [cabletv]
Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote Ever [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Jacquelin, who got to be the chalkboard eraser cleaner in middle school for a week and said it was the best week of her life.

  • "I did NOT see the teacher applying for welfare." I shamefully laughed out loud at that one.

  • Can January Please be Bart History Month

  • Guest

    Too bad it's not 499; I would of loved to see 271 more witty quotes. I loved the candy-cane one.

  • brijazz012

    Was gonna ask "why only 288" until I saw the post-it note on the image: the show often re-uses quotes.

  • Douglas Stuart

    spongebob is not a contraceptive. I missed that one.

  • $18922249

    I kind of thought that there would be more... I WANT MOAR!

  • Al Chirico


  • n_a_a_s

    It's too bad each saying isn't written as many times it was shown when each episode started, I'd still be scrolling

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