Death-Defying Stunts By India's Warriors Of Goja

February 1, 2012

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WARNING: Video is a must-watch but kinda graphic although it did play on TV so it can't be that bad, right? WRONG. God, those poor judges.

Hoooooooooooooooly shit. This is a video of the Warriors of Goja performing on the Indian equivalent of America's Got Talent, and let me tell you -- America has F***ING ZERO TALENT compared to these guys. They break fluorescent light bulbs on themselves then eat them, have bricks smashed on their chests with spiked hammers, take bamboo sword slashes to the throat, bend metal rods with their chests, make a bed of nails sandwich, and my personal favorite -- get crushed by a compact car while a motorcycle speeds over your face. I've honestly never felt like a bigger pussy in my life. Or saner. I give it a solid 5 out of 5 denied life insurance policies.

Hit the jump for the 7-minutes of near death, but search 'Warriors of Goja' on Youtube for even more. I think they won the show maybe?

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Thanks to Michelle, who agrees these guys make my annual Neighborhood Stunt Spectacular look like a shitty dog & pony show.

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