Crack Is Back!: The Buttcrack Cleavage Dress

February 13, 2012


This is the 'Super Sexy Dress' from Greek Etsy seller LinaSpyroS (aka Lina Petrauskiene). It has a giant hole in the back to show off your buttcrack. Although, if you bent over, I wouldn't be surprised to find out it showed a little more than that. I'M TALKING BARE BUTTHOLE, FOLKS. I'm not sure if it's supposed to be worn commando or with underwear, but you wouldn't catch me sitting on a city bus wearing it bare-bottomed. Get it? Because I'd be too busy struttin' my ass down the sidewalk! *practicing sassy-walk* "...You do know you have toilet paper stuck between your buttcheeks, right?" YOU KNOW I SUCK AT WIPING I like to accessorize.

Etsy Product Site
CRACK KILLS: Super Sexy Butt Cleave Dress [incrediblethings]

Thanks to TAITTDV, who promised to make me a pants version so I don't look so ridiculous wearing a dress.

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