You're Square: 80-Miles Per Charge Boxx Electric Bike

January 30, 2012


This is the $4,000 Boxx electric bike. It's 120 pounds, 36-inches long, gets 80-miles to a charge, can reach break-neck speeds up to 35MPH, carry riders up to 300-lbs, and looks nothing like a TRON light cycle. If you think it looks like a TRON light cycle you are either 1) blind or 2) only see what you want to see. You're probably so delusional that you think you drive a Lamborghini to work, don't you? "I really do though!" Really? Let me see the keys. Just as I suspected -- a bus pass.

Hit the jump for some color options, but no worries -- I went to the official site and they do come in pink and purple also.


Official Product Site
Boxx Electric Bike is as Small as Basic Transportation Gets [technabob]

Thanks to Alan82, who I suspect was either A) born in 1982 or B) from the longest-running family of Alans EVER.

  • look like mac pro~

  • tbclycan

    Spoiler Alert: This will not get you laid.

  • I disagree. I would totally lay them.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    lol Tell another joke.

  • Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    What's brown and sounds like a bell?

    (as in poop)

  • JT


  • I believe i had a few flashlights as a kid that looked just like this.  God, now i really want to hold one of those flashlights in my hand again.  Damn my 30's and their decade-long obsession with all-things childhood!

  • cbobgo

    I wonder if their engineers have heard of a little thing called aerodynamics.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Wow, talk about old news... this baby has been rolling around India and Japan for a while! It's about damn time it gets here too for places like New York.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    It would take a REALLY long time to list all the things this bike is NOT.

  • JT

    I know right? I can think of at least 4 things that are wrong. You go soulmate!

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