Wow, That Sucked: First Video Uploaded To Youtube

January 13, 2012


That's the problem: people don't wait until they have something WORTH posting.

This is the first video ever uploaded to Youtube by one of the website's co-founders on April 23, 1955 2005. a giant turd. I really think it set a precedent for the 99.9% of videos on Youtube that suck ass and never should have been uploaded in the first place. *banging head on keyboard* WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN A CAT VIDEO?!

Hit the jump for why elephants are so interesting. SPOILER: It's their trunks!

This Was the First Video Ever Uploaded to YouTube [gizmodo]

Thanks to Liz, who agrees the best video on Youtube would be some jackass doing something stupid and hurting himself while a cute kitten reacts. OMG YES!

  • lorobird

    hee hee this is funny

  • Random_Lurker

    Looks like a young FPS russia

  • Mrs. Freeze

    Fuck your own ass. Cuntface.

  • Random_Lurker

    So 5 years later, you randomly attack me because of what, me drawing a parallel between FPS Russia and this barely memorable internet blip? Go die in a fire, I guess?

  • Mrs. Freeze

    Disregard. You're not even the right asshole I was looking for.

  • Random_Lurker

    Yeah, try looking in a mirror, jesus. You need some therapy after reading some of those deleted comments.

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    When the elephants are tossing you nuts&biscuits at the zoo, you know it's high time to start a diet

  • OLD!!! Oh wait.

  • Guest

    So the rumors are wrong, it wasn't about a guy in a cat costume playing DDR while two robuts  play rock, paper, scissors while eating fire popcorn.

  • Eric Stodolnik

    i think he was trying to make a lame joke about the elephants penis, the pause between making you think hes going to say penis, when he hilariously says trunk instead. oh so funny. definitely a good archetype for every other youtube video out there

  • This just goes to show that the socially inept are usually the ones who make billions of dollars.

  • now show us the first video uploaded to redtube

  • That was very disappointing. 

  • Ganonmaster

    Considering Youtube was intended to be a social network/dating site with videos, and also considering the nature of the internet, I'm not surprised how horribly wrong it went.

  • You the man, GW.


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