Three-In-One Zombie Slingshot/Brain Spiker/Basher

January 4, 2012

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Joerg Sprave the slingshot aficionado is back at it, this time with a weapon that incorporates a powerful slinger of shot at one end, and a combo zombie brain spiker/basher on the other. Plus -- PLUS -- it has an EJECTOR LEVER in case your spike gets stuck in a zombie's skull. Say goodbye to getting brains under your fingernails! "Um, GW? I never said hello to getting brains under my fingernails." Oh. Ever found a cat turd in a sandbox and thought it was a toy? I have!

Hit the jump for the WOULD NOT WANT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END.

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Thanks to 10-92 (are you a robot?!) and bennie, who plan on killing zombies the old fashioned way: with kindness. Yeaaaaaaaaah, you're f***ed.

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  • a_narwhal

    I have the weirdest boner right now

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    GW likes how this  guy pronounce 'penetration' :P

  • Teri Timtam

    His little smile after each scene is disgusting.  

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  • Guest

    I like one with bunnies painted on. One day bunnies will be feared by zombies. >:D

  • and when a zombeh comes .. you get excited and  want to smash it with the blunt side and u pulll back the slingshot-madness to swing it and u stab yourself with the spike <which obviously="" has="" zombeh="" blood="">  that said this this is badass....

  • Dy7lan (the seven is silent)

    Beautifully brilliant!!! Can i get one with flames painted on?

  • Cody Fuerst

    Wow, a must-have item against a horde of zombies! A slingshot built for melee is a WORKING weapon for the undead. And oh, the ejector lever thing? Awesome! Why didn't anyone come up with this before?

    Cody Fuerst

  • fist!!!!!!1

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