Three-In-One Zombie Slingshot/Brain Spiker/Basher

January 4, 2012

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Joerg Sprave the slingshot aficionado is back at it, this time with a weapon that incorporates a powerful slinger of shot at one end, and a combo zombie brain spiker/basher on the other. Plus -- PLUS -- it has an EJECTOR LEVER in case your spike gets stuck in a zombie's skull. Say goodbye to getting brains under your fingernails! "Um, GW? I never said hello to getting brains under my fingernails." Oh. Ever found a cat turd in a sandbox and thought it was a toy? I have!

Hit the jump for the WOULD NOT WANT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END.

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Thanks to 10-92 (are you a robot?!) and bennie, who plan on killing zombies the old fashioned way: with kindness. Yeaaaaaaaaah, you're f***ed.

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