Man Allowed In U.S. With Picture Of Passport On iPad

January 5, 2012

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Martin Reisch was allowed to cross the US border from Canada after forgetting his passport because he just so happened to have a picture of it on his iPad. What the -- who the f*** 'just so happens' to have a picture of their passport on their iPad?! Terrorists -- that's who.

He had a scan of his passport on his iPad, and he had forgotten his real one at home, which was two hours away. He was delivering some gifts for the kids of a friend. After a few minutes of deliberation, the border officer gave him permission to enter the US. He was also allowed to leave the US with the same iPad passport.

Wow, and I can't go anywhere without some TSA agent who thinks I'm handsome sticking their hand up my ass and this guy crosses borders like he's playing f***ing hopscotch. Admittedly though, I probably would have let him pass too -- no terrorist would fake a passport with a picture of themselves THAT LOOKS LIKE SATAN TRYING TO STEAL THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S SOUL. That said, I once traveled from Canada to the U.S. with no passport at all -- just a sailboat full of weed. 'The Green Lady' I called her. She got sunk by pirates years later. Jk jk -- insurance fraud. Ssshhhhhhh!

iPad Used as Passport to Cross US Border [technabob]

Thanks to ForeverAlone, who may or may not be going through a breakup.

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