Picture related: The Dew can eat cats too.
A man in Illinois is suing Pepsi after claiming he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew. The man sent the mouse's remains to the company, who now claim it's impossible the mouse was in the can, because its remains were too intact. Hold on to your Mountain Dew loving man-tits for this one!
...Pepsi's lawyers also found experts to testify, based on the state of the remains sent to them that, "the mouse would have dissolved in the soda had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day the plaintiff drank it," according to the Record...It would have become a "jelly-like substance," according to Pepsi...
*spitting Dew* FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUU. You know what this means, don't you? "You're only gonna drink store-brand citrus soda?" Mountain Breeze FTW!
Thanks to Lana, who once ran out of gas on a roadtrip and used a two-liter of Dr. Pepper to get her to to the nearest station.