Finally, A Realistic Steve Jobs Action Figure

January 3, 2012


Ugh, of course they release it right AFTER Christmas.

This is a $100 Steve Jobs action figure. The company that's making it is billing it as "ultra-realistic" but I can almost guarantee Steve's wrists DID NOT look like that in real life. That said, I'd still play with one. "Help, help, my hand just swallowed a pool ball!" Dammit Steve, stop being so dramatic, you'll be fiiiiiine. Say, what do you think of the dollhouse I made you? "Honestly GW? I really like it." Ha -- I bet I know why. *in unison* "Because there's no Windows!" LOLOL. Oh Steve, you're my only friend.

Hit the jump for a ton more pictures.








New Steve Jobs Action Figure Is So Good It's Freaky [gizmodo]
Creepy Steve Jobs Action Figure Will Be a Real Collector's Item [adweek]

Thanks to Crame and JediGK, who agree the only cool action figures are the ones that come with firing weapons.

  • I had show him before as teaching about educational toy. By the way nice pictures given over here of Steve jobs action figure. I liked it a lot and also here good things going on about him.

  • idislikedisqus

    Burn it! Burn it with fire!
    Also, lol @google-22d3da3639408ff0f0d95a76f32dcde9:disqus

  • Guest

    Being that the doll and Jobs are dead I'd say it is pretty realistic.
    Does it come with a tombstone?

  • Torish

    Finally, a realistic Steve Jobs chew toy.

    Seriously GW, you are one of my favorite bloggers. But, everyone once in a while you pull one of these nut job fanboy posts  out of your ass which makes me hate you. But your next post is bound to be brilliant and I'll forget how much of an apple nut licker you are. Keep up the (usually) good work.

  • Geigh

    If you buy this, you are a dipshit.

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  • Diagorash

    creepy as shit

  • Mr. Roboto

    This is unacceptable. 

  • Nice, a secret idetity for my red Power Ranger, now Barbie can really know who is behind the mask and fuck him.

  • Can you make it be a d*ck and tell idiot customers who spent thousands of dollars in monthly fees that they're holding it wrong? 

  • bill gates will buy 139485837 of this and play with fire with them

  • blulab

    Am I the only one that finds these things creepy. If they make one that talks or moves swear to god I'm on the first plane to the the factory to blow it up.

  • The_Beezer

    Seth Green already has his ordered, there's going to be a lot more Apple-themed Robot Chicken sketches now..

  • They're marketing a doll with "Don't live someone else's life?"

  • Michael Wood

    Fake! His head isn't up his ass...

  • First!!

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