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December 15, 2011


Just check out this hot little number. Pretty schmexy right? WRONG! She needs to eat a damn cheeseburger is what she needs to do. Well, that, AND NOT BE A DUDE. Haha -- and you were looking at him! That makes you at least half gay right now.

Andrej Pejic, a man with no breasts at all, is the star of a lingerie ad campaign promoting push-up bras. Modeling for Dutch company Hema, Pejic wears the brand's Mega Push-Up Bra (just 20 euros!) underneath two different v-neck dresses.

Pejic's agent, Joseph Tenni, told Frockwriter, "It's revolutionary... I've never known a man to do a women's lingerie campaign before.

Sadly, I don't need a push-up bra to give the illusion of breasts. Or anything really, because they're not an illusion. Most of the time I wish they were, but whenever I look down, nope, there they are -- right between a B and a C.

Andrej Pejic Models Push-Up Bras For Hema

Thanks to Princess Yum-Yum, who has large au naturel taytays that could make a Geekologie Writer weep. It's true too, I'm crying -- HARD.

  • JimmyThr

    If it's cute fuck it, there is no gay
    so  yeah
    I'd hit it

  • The Bombtrack

    Preach Jimmy T.

    Also, whoever wrote this article needs to rethink their wording before posting to a national website. We can get into the semantics of transvest, transgender, etc., but author, with your word choice, you just sound damn ignorant and queerphobic. Makes me want to stop checking out Geekologie. And don't say it's about sense of humor- there are a million other things you could be funny about, even ways you could be funny about this, without looking like a D-BAG.

  • mat grow

    I would bang that thing even if it was a bag of potatoes in that shape.

  • Gretchyn M

    you guys need to grow up and quit being so transphobic. SHE looks pretty damn good.

  • Tuchanka

    lol, he isn't trans.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I agree with Letrice.  He (Andrej) fully considers himself and is fully biologically a man, but makes a living modeling as a woman because he's so pretty.  Dude is a freakin' genius!

    I think you need to stop being reason-phobic.

  • as far as i know, andrej identifies as a man and uses male pronouns, though he (obviously) embraces his androgyny seeing how he's made a career out of it. all the people calling him a man are not being transphobic. 

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  • I was waiting all day to show this to my boyfriend....when he said " She's hot " I laughed and told him it was a man. That was the highlight of my day :D

  • Have you guys notice the penis after the 20?


    .-    <---- this is the penis

  • westmclarenmerc

    I don't want to live in The Netherlands anymore :(

    (which i sadly enough actually do)

  • that's a dude ? holy crap!

  • Emmitt Morgans

    But he's.... but he's so pretty....

    And not even man-pretty... that's the best transvestite I've ever seen!

    I probably wouldn't have guessed, but the least feminine thing visible are the arms... a little interestingly shaped for a woman, but still not bad.

  • Before I started reading this article I was actually thinking to myself. Hey, that looks like a bra that would work for me (I am a guy). And then I read the article and find out it's a dude! Awesome!!! =D

  • Marc-Olivier Lelièvre

    Excellent comment.

    You, sir, definitely deserve a bro (man's bra).

    BTW: I have no idea what's going on.

  • Gasm

    Link to source links back to Geekologie?

  • Excellent way to market that product, I think!  Shows that event he flattest chest can look quite lovely.  

    Helps that he's so hot too.  mmmm

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