Pancake Plate With Integrated Syrup Reservoir

December 7, 2011


The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks. Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more economical TO EAT F***ING WAFFLES. They have natural syrup reservoirs built into the design. It's like, which would you rather eat ice cream out of: a bowl, or a stranger's belly button? Exactly, always choose the naval. You never know, it might belong to a pretty lady! "I got a fat man." Yeah well you also got lint in your beard.

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I've Been Waiting All My Life for This Kind of Advancement in Pancake Plate Technology [gizmodo]

Thanks to Clark, who eats breakfast the depressing way: in the car on the way to work.

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